PICKLES DOES NOT CRY. (Ever. He's like, Wisconsin-y, be-dreadheadded Chuck Norris..Yeah.) TOKI IS NOT A VIRGIN. (And is often drunk on candy.) MURDERFACE EXISTS. AND IS UGLY. (and has a fondless for peepee.) NATHAN ONLY RAPES WHEN IT'S CONSENSUAL. (uhh, it's a joke. Everybody wants it, so it's fail-rape.) SKWISGAAR WILL FUCK ANYTHING. (And is not crying, he's getting high.) THE MANAGER NEEDS SEXINS TOO. (Seriously. Give it to him baby, uh huh. uh huh. ) SAME GOES FOR JEAN-PIERRE AND ALL THE GUARDS TOO. (It's one big metal family)
Also: ALL PAIRINGS ARE ACCEPTED DO NOT BASH ANYONE'S PAIRING DO NOT BASH ANYONE'S FAVORITE CHARACTER DO NOT BISHIEFY OR SCREAM KAWAIIIIII AT ANYTHING! You can draw in anime style all you want, but the Dethklok guys are guys, please do not make them women with pen0rs, kthx.